The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
by anonymous September 3, 2023
Get the cracker Saturdaymug. The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business Saturdaymug. by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020
Get the Sneaks Saturdaymug. "ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017
Get the saturdaymug. The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
Get the Saturday the 14thmug. by theMexicanBean December 29, 2023
Get the Titty and Booty Saturdaymug. by jj1919191919 December 11, 2019
Get the Saturdaymug.