by chillyglock March 22, 2021

A very boring city located north is Los Angeles. The only reason why anybody wants to come here is Six Flags Magic Mountain. Other then, that is boring. Bunch of white supremacists live here. No race here really gets along. Kids in their late teens and early 20s want to get out and move out of theirs parents hole. The only desired trait about this city is that is SAFE and the schools are somewhat better than the schools in LA. Overall, just a boring city with some of the dullest people you’ll ever meet. Some of them are super shitty and fake.
Person from Santa Clarita: damn. This city is really boring.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.
Another person from SCV: yeah. I know. On the weekends, I usually go out to different cities like Santa Monica, Hermosa Beach, Venice etc. Luckily, without traffic Santa Clarita is not too far from those cities.
by DrCumtastic April 2, 2021

When someone shits in a box and then wraps it up and gives it to someone as a present. The reciever of the present will be unaware that in the gift wrapped box is a big turd, until they unwrap it and the smell hits them.
Little Billy awoke on christmas morning and ran down stairs in glee. He looked under the tree to find a huge mountain of presents. He picked up the biggest one and started tearing off the paper in excitment. He opned the box and inside was a stale old heap of human feces. Billy's father stood and laughed while his son cried at the horrific gift. "Hope you liked my lucky santa, son." exclaimed billys father.
by shankin' ryan December 21, 2006

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
by Baedit February 4, 2016

A term reference to the Saint Maria when someone dies.... she is watching over you but now only old people say it..
by B4brody December 26, 2018

A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 23, 2005
