Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition

Oh ryan is a fucking beast

by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021

Ryan

Biggest fuckboy out there .will 100% do the dirty with your mom and always is there to be a slut

Ryan is a person

by Jdjdhsosn November 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery

That guys so mysterious
Yeah he's such a ryan

by OwenC69 September 27, 2021

Ryan

A cute boy who is taken. He is dumb, funny and straight as a bendy pencil

Omg, have u saw Ryan and his girl??
Wow that’s a ryan!

by baby.skark.DOODODOOODOOODDOOOO May 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a 6ft 5” boy with a muscular physique and who is very caring but puts people in there place and generally likes to beat the shit into anyone in his way Ryan Can be serious but only if you are being stupid He will also stand up for himself when people are being arse holes

Hey Ryan yr abs look good today
Thanks i know I workout

by Michael is gaiy October 18, 2019

Ryan

Heart too big for his own body. He tends to put others before himself. Always thinking about how others think and view him. Everyone should have a good bond with a Ryan as they will always be there for you. Laid back until he’s comfortable and you’ll see his bubbly side. Dreamy eyes and heart melting smile, easy to fall for one and if you do you’ll be in good hands. Knows how to treat his boo right. It’s easy to take advantage of a Ryan’s kindness and big heart and has probably happened to a Ryan at least once in his life time. He can spill his guts out to people he trust if he’s got something on his mind and is a great listener. He doesn’t have to relate to what you’re ranting about but he’ll always do his best to help. He must be protected at all cost as he truly has a heart of gold.

Why are there a big group over there?

Ryan came back and everyone’s exited

by onlyspillingfacts March 30, 2019