ROFFLWAFFLES

oh yeah...
the waffles that make u happy.
they are delicoius, they are syruppy,
they bring joy to your soul.
they make you sing outloud.
oh yeah....

hillbilly1-have u tride dem rofflwaffles yet?
hillbilly2-No boy! i aint tride dem stUUpid waffles.
hillbilly1- got to, dey amazin!

by AJfake June 6, 2010

ROTFFLMFAOWTIMEBBQ

Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass of with tears in my eyes barbaque

This is one of the more extreme hybrids of the basic "LMAO" and "ROFL" archetype.
It is also so long that no one practically uses it.
I advice against barbaque-ing your eyes.
What are you doing here anyway?

"OMG when he fell it was like you know like the like funniest fall ever and I was like ROTFFLMFAOWTIMEBBQ!"
"- You're a dork Jason."

by Spiney the Hedgehog May 4, 2010

Ruffeine

A ruffeine is what elderly or myself call hoodlums and your average trouble maker.

Get out of here you no good child, damn ruffeines

by winnipeger December 30, 2010

ROFFELAWL

'ROFFELAWL' is a compound abbreviation, misspelling, and corruption of the abbreviations 'rofl' and 'lol,' which mean together 'rolling on the floor laughing out loud.' Seldom used, except by trolls and some anons, and others might use it as a war cry of sorts.

"The zombies are gonna get us, shit shit shit shit-"
"Run! I'll hold 'em!"
*person 1 runs*
*zombies surround person 2 as he/she raises their firearm* "RRRRROOOFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEELLLLAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL!!!!"
*Later, person 1 thinks about how stupid person 2 was* "ROFFELAWL."

by Darth Anoniseudonym September 11, 2010

rotffhihv

rolling on the floor fuking her in her vagina

i was rotffhihv all night

by gtgking October 11, 2010

Ruff Beef Boy

A teenage boy who is desperate for a girl and is very eager to have sex. So, the boy has sex with his dog and loses his virginity to it.

The teenage boy is a Ruff Beef Boy because he was so horny one day.

by Buggy Austen November 28, 2010

Roff

Rolling on floor frustrated

Steve Carrell in "The Dinner for Schmucks" was so annoying that I was roffing around my living room.

Person:I know you are but what am i?
You:Roff!!@$!#%$

by Laumein April 27, 2011