by andrew l November 30, 2005

N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
by Jose b October 8, 2006

by E-man May 28, 2003

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
by Sawman70 February 13, 2019

by fatboythuggin11 July 29, 2009

Wako road is a discord game developed by the user wako#0001. It is a fun little game where u control a car with the arrow keys to move left and right, dodging other cars heading towards you and collecting coins at the same time. You can also customize a car. You can join the official server and get game codes from it by typing 'discord.gg/wako' in discord
by zZVoid July 28, 2020

An erection one gets while riding in a vehicle, usu. caused by the vibration of the vehicle's motion. It often occurs on public transit or at inconvenient times during travel.
by Rico2112 December 23, 2010
