fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

xavier riddle

a tv show that is on pbs kids tvo kids and knowlage kids. it is almost 3 years old. man this show is getting old

xavier riddle is the best show ever made

by aydkeyrkd October 7, 2022

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

The redder the better

When you have great sex and fuck till you are both raw

Person 1: What is good sex for you?
Person 2: The redder the better.

by Gst123456789 April 6, 2023

Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence

Jack Riddle, you're a total moron!

by mahimahi July 12, 2023

Logan Riddle

A Very Tall Scrawny Man Known For His Unfunny Jokes And Comments. Usually This Waste Of Sperm Is Found Playing Madden In His Natural Habitat, His Mom's Basement To Forget About The Idea That He Was Benched From Football All Season. His Middle Name Is Usually Eugene And He Smells Like Cum Stain.

Ew Look At Logan Riddle, He Built Like Jack Skellington

by GazaFreedom January 22, 2024

Tongue riddler

A gay person who tickles ones butthole with his tongue.

Kyler is one hell of a tongue riddler.

by Bigdblake October 30, 2024