by baby.skark.DOODODOOODOOODDOOOO May 13, 2019
i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.
by evandog February 23, 2023
A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.
Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan
Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.
Person 2: I am Ryan
Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.
by user3.141592653589 February 10, 2023
Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. February 01, 2021
by Lighter_Tron_Man March 29, 2019
Ryan is a good person and a good friend with a great attitude and is an amazing person who is loving and has a GF and is extremely nice and wonderful
Great Ryan
by Mr.dip January 15, 2019
A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.
by hotelboston April 03, 2022