eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
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Dick to day ratio

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
by Brooks1 October 10, 2012
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Chost to Cost Ratio

Chost to Cost (also known as the Chost to Cost Ratio) is a measurement of justifying whether the size and quality of a meal were worth the price paid for it. Bigger, tastier and more filling foods are generally considered more "chosty".
Person 1: "Have you checked out that new restaurant yet?"

Person 2: "Yeah! The food was sooo chosty. I'd give it a 5:1 Chost to Cost Ratio"
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food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010
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Pump/Come Ratio

Pump/Come ratio (Pump to Come) ratio is measurement on how likely or unlikely to come during intercourse depending on the person.

See example
If a person hovers more 10000/1 he is a very well staminized and will be a succeeder to pleasure an above average woman.Also known as matt.

If you hover below the count 10000/1 you are average.But thats only if you are inexperienced(we all understand).There is no name for this.This is average.

If you are below 5/1.You just suck at pleasuring women and yourself.This person know as a One Pump Chump

Pump/come ratio (sorry UD wants me to say this in the example)
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balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.
"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."
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cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.
Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9
by JimPop November 24, 2008
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