cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020

Randomize Chatting

When somebody writes random things in the Facebook chat to get someone's attention,to piss them off or just because they're bored. When randomizing the person will end by saying exactly or I know.

Chris: I think so

Paloma: What?

Chris: I know

Paloma: I don't understand

Chris: Exactly

Chris was randomize chatting to get Paloma's attention.

by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011

Random Shit

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.

Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Random pasta

Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.

"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"

by drf__ January 26, 2010

Random Glaze

When someone starts dissing u for no reason or starts dick riding u for no reason

Josh: David ur so ugly “out of nowhere”
David: Random glaze

by fwdemifr October 2, 2023

uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

by Uncle Random January 6, 2019