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A word that is used to replace any other word ever thought of.
QuankAnne quanked the quankette in the quankhole.
Quank-you.
quank by Quankleen July 12, 2003
1. noun: A blow job in which the giver is standing up, that is, the act does not require kneeling or laying down because the recepient is much larger in height.

2. verb: to give a blow job to a notably larger recepient.
1. Azrael finally received the quark from Smurfette that he'd been asking for.

2. If Bilbo were gay he would quark an elf.

When the cave troll demanded that Eowyn quark him, she cut off his trollhood.
Quark by Mouse Madness August 12, 2013

Quark Dick Energy 

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.
The smallest known unit used in atomic science
Quarks combine to form composite particles
Quark by HARVELENA January 30, 2019

Quark and ball torture 

In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.
Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
Quark and ball torture by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021

Emo Quach 

Emo male/female who is emo,short, and stubborn she mostly likely wears piercings dyed and short hair and is dating a caucasian
look Andrea the emo quach is coming
Emo Quach by vuzqve January 31, 2022