puppy talk

Playful small talk conducted in an energetic, dramatic, and engaging manner. A style of speaking frequently used by morning show hosts and internet video personalities.

"Have you seen the Fifth Element? Ruby Rhod is the master of puppy talk. He's so fast, but it's so entertaining!"
"Becky, stop puppy talking to the kids, it's not working and they think you're weird."
"Yeah, lohanthony's youtube channel is mostly puppy talk, but it's kinda fun to watch."

by smellthat May 28, 2014

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.

I’ll order a shrub puppy please.

by FatRob0t May 18, 2019

Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks

Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"

by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020