Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again

I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

by Demontooth April 28, 2023

procrastination post

The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.

Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts

by Reezy Da Monsta December 7, 2009

ex-post retracto

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

by Dr John April 1, 2010

Knight of the Post

A professional thief, hustler, liar or crook. A canny basher dedicated to giving the law the laugh and making some jink in the cross-trade.

Annah is a tough, streewise knight of the post who rips off clueless berks in the most dangerous parts of the Hive.

by BleakCabal August 19, 2013

Huffing Paint Post

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011

Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013