red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

wonderland promise

A promise made with good intentions but no sense of urgency to complete

Sure girls I'll take you to Wonderland one day probably sometime next summer. 12 summers later, a Wonderland promise

by Pattydangles78 July 23, 2017

Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.

Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.

by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018

Promise

Something that you can't break. Ever.

We can go to the Snowball...
Promise?

Promise.

by Mileven011 June 5, 2018

THE Promise

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance

THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it

by David 1:18 March 25, 2023