Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

by I should be working March 24, 2019

Procrastinator

Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

by zx,cz February 13, 2022

procrastinating

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.

"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...

by criesinindie November 21, 2019

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

Procrastinating

When your sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song and you're a week behind on chemistry.

My boyfriend: Are you procrastinating?
Me: aaa aa aa aa ee ee ee ee ii i iii ii oo oo oo o uu uu uuu uu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020

Procrastinating

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something

A clever kangaroo once said "like mate stop procrastinating"

by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

pregame procrastination

The obsession that some people have with all of the team stats, information about player health and, of course, the annoying one on one player interview where the journalist discusses some sensitive topic with the player and tries to make him cry or feel embarrassed. pregame, NFL, NBA, MLB, journalist,sports, interview

Oh my lord, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. He literally watches 14 hours of tv that day. That's pregame passion.

Oh my gosh, Jake watches the entire boring pregame before each Super Bowl. Like the whole thing! He watches tv from 7am to the game at 5pm. He's suffering from pregame procrastination.

by joecoolthefool April 30, 2016