poot

you yell it out in the middle of class to put the attention on you

“POOT”

by shawtybae69 September 3, 2021

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

Poot

A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much

Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum

Boy:sorry sorry sorry

by The KG12344 June 24, 2017

Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass

“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”

by Getpooted December 17, 2021

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

Poot

Something that is cool or “hard”

Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf

by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019