plastic kats

fake people

plastic kats always comin at me sidewayz

by Jay Wood August 10, 2003

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.

I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.

by 9th August 31, 2018

plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.

Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.

by YungBillyJet December 16, 2016

plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014