Piper High School

A tiny high school in Kansas City where all of the children of kck city workers go so they don’t get their ass kicked at USD 500.

Walking through the halls you’ll find edgy white boys who have man perms and spray tans so they can get away with saying the n word. You’ll also see girls who wear the same P.I.N.K. leggings and sweatshirts everyday with half assed blonde highlights, unblended bronzer, and buns that look like the NBC logo, who look at you weirdly simply for walking by them.

You will find a whole new level of stupidity when picking up your kid at the drop off line, with narcissistic pta moms in their gas guzzling suv’s seeming to not know how a four way stop sign works.

Have you ever been to Piper High School?

by Xxxbl00dykisses666 April 12, 2019

draining the pipe

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

by blthrskt March 26, 2009

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011

Piper

Piper is a great person. Even though a lot of definitions say otherwise the one I know is pretty cool. She might not think super highly of herself but she is still great. She has pretty red/orange hair. Not only that but Piper is really nice. Some people might think that she is absolutely the worst person in the world but that isn't true she is pretty cool. Piper is chill and funny even if she doesn't realize it. If you find a Piper be kind to her.

My friend Piper is a great friend.

by GamerLady March 18, 2019

pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013

piped up

When one's arms are particularly large; the muscular state of one's arms after a workout....Derived from the word "pipes", referring to the arms.

Sean: "Shiiiiit, I gotta wrestle Dan next week in the sectionals."
Max: "No easy task there, dude. Saw him last week. I don't know if he'd just come from the gym or what, but that mofo was all piped up."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

piper at the gates of dawn

the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums

non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?

by dont forget the eyedrops April 29, 2007