piggy pile

The assortment of items gathered around a person while they spend large amounts of time on the couch or on the internet. Designed to encompass everything one would need for entertainment, nourishment, communication, and practical purposes during this time. Common Piggy piles can include one or more of the following items, among others, dependent on the user's personal tastes and needs:

-remote control
-phone
-book
-gaming device
-game controller
-snack
-drink
-pillows, blankets, etc.
-cigarettes

These piggy piles have a 99% chance of missing one or more items once the user gets settled in.

I got off work for the weekend, and the first thing I did was set up a piggy pile and zone out for 8 hours.

by meesterseege March 12, 2011

Piggy Bank

When someone treats you as their last resort, such that you are reduced to a piggy bank.

"I made plans with her a couple days ago but she bailed on me for some other friends."

"Bro you've gotta learn self-respect and stop being her piggy bank."

by squomm February 20, 2022

Piggy

A derogatory name used to describe a fat person.

“Look at that gross Piggy”

by Christy Scott April 20, 2018

piggy smalls

a pig who is very small and is always in someones arms! the pig is a bit scratchy. it likes to be put up to your chest if holding it! ~ mallory

its a teachers pet that we got ast week and we names it piggy smalls bc it is small ig idk but its just so cute

by piggysmall May 29, 2018

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Piggy Tan

When someone is being ridiculous or funny. Slang word. For fun.

Don't be a piggy tan.

by vampculture77ashmoon September 29, 2021

Piggie Sniffles

What is really afflicting lazy workers who call in sick at work claiming they have 'Swine Flu'

'got the piggie sniffles fancied a wee holiday from work'

by Wetsoks July 17, 2009