by Jesus3.0 February 22, 2010
When your friend needs a HUGE reality check. The friend is out of touch with actual facts. Of course, being the good friend you are, you're there to set them straight.
Reality Pie
Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....
You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....
Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....
You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....
by Brynn718 March 02, 2009
Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.
Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.
by 1 pink 2 stink July 19, 2013
by Sevvenn October 19, 2008
emergency ration pie, usually small enough to fit in the pocket of a reasonably sized trench coat and of the pork variety, should be eaten furtively and nibbled on in a mouse like manner, for general day to day survival in an urban setting, to be eaten in times of great hunger, not to be confused with standard issue special forces ration pies
'I say John boy, is that snuff in that tinfoil package?'. No Biggles, that is is my survival pie. My stomach thinks my throat's cut!'
by piginshite January 29, 2010
a mixture of different types of cold breakfast cereal e.g fruit loops, frosted flakes, raisin brain makes for great cereal pie
by raka4real September 05, 2010
"hey did you see George try it on with that girl last night?"
"yeah, but he got a pie off"
"for sure"
"yeah, but he got a pie off"
"for sure"
by randy robins February 03, 2009