physics

magic

student: "physics is magic"
teacher goes into a fit of rage

by Clzb October 9, 2023

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020

Quantum Physics

A branch of physics that is very challenging, even to the greatest minds of our generation.. Although many try to grasp the concept, only two have mastered the topic. Sir Santosh Sen and Him.

"Only two people know quantum physics, me and Him." - Sir Santosh Sen.

by TheGamingSimp August 20, 2024

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018