Pedro Lagarto

a dude who is incredibily racist and gay but is still in the closet (if you know what i mean). Masturbates everynight to a picture of his dad who left him. He's an asshole, AND HE LOVES BIG NOSES!!

Person: Damn you r acting like a Pedro Lagarto

Person 2: DAMN

by ILOVEBIGBUTTSOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG February 8, 2024

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maelo/pedro

super gay and loves men, such as niko. sold with 69 girls and has a crush on his sister

Bro don’t be a maelo/pedro… that is so gay

by realfax_1 November 20, 2023

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Pedro

The freakiest little freak in the whole word.

Woah that guy is so Pedro I want him so bad!!!

by _bella<3 December 8, 2023

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Pedro

A dumb skinny bitch that goes to RHS and has a dumb ass tik tok

Guy 1:hey have you seen Pedro’s new tik tok?
Guy 2: nah he looks like he rips ass in bed all day

by Jejdhsjs December 7, 2022

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Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

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Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.

You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.

Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.

Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.

by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021

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