split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 11, 2018

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Spicy Pea

A 20 something female friend of a middle age guy. It is explicit that they are just friends. However, their is still some pimp'n going on, but just inside the line of good taste. He pays, she gets dressed up in big girl clothes, and they hand out in hot night clubs all weekend in NY, LA, Miami, Montreal to bump and grind.

"Hey spicy pea aint seen you in months. Lets goto da club with all our peeps and rip it up". "Sounds great daddy. Should I wear the CFM boots and skirt"?

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

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pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 17, 2015

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Sweetest Pea

Nickname for The perfect girlfriend. Smart, funny, beautiful.

Career in something wholesome, squally with small children.

Sexy, brown hair, brown eyes.

“Sweetest Pea! Congratulations on your Early Education Certification! I’m so proud of you, I love you so much!”

The song “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison is a classic, He must have been in love with a Sweetest Pea

by .jtom August 08, 2019

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