pwned

Having been power owned. The p is from power, and the rest from owned.

"Man, that man just got hit by six eighteen wheelers, eight cars, seven knights on horseback, and then hit with a mace. He got seriously pwned.

by the knave October 25, 2004

Pwned

Player Owned. A more recently and upgraded version of 0wned. Acceptable in limited circumstances. Thought by many to be started in Starcraft, Still others believe it started in Quake, and a few people believe in started on Everquest.

once again i pwned you all

by Matt Seigel November 7, 2003

Uber-Pwned

Something that happens when someone is being beaten by double their score or more. Originated in Modern Warfare 2: Free-For-All. The person that did this is now allowed to brag about it and make fun of the person and the other guy can't say anything because everyone knows he sucks at the game.

Joe: "Dude! I totally uber-pwned this one guy!"
Ben: "Really? What was the score?"
Joe: "I got 1500 and the other guy got 750."
Ben: "Nice!"

Ben: "Dude I just got uber-pwned. The guy got 1500 and I only got 400."
Joe: "Wow you must really suck."

by Cooper15243 May 25, 2010

pawed

The act of using an animals leg as a dildo.

I walked into my brother getting pawed by our dog.

by Pawpawpawlypaw January 16, 2017

pwned j00r s0ul

I own your soul...

Cody pwned j00r s0ul in SOF!@!!!!

by RA|Vash October 27, 2003

pwned

Pwned originated in Counter Strike when somebody was so ridiculosly owned that the guy stopped to type, "owned". But he was so dumbfounded by how hard he head raped this guy that he pressed "P" instead of "O". So pwned basically means so fucking owned its crazy and j00 g37 m4j0r1y 0wn3d s0 h4rd th4t 1t5 PWN3D.

Chris was walking down the street when all of a sudden a goose came up and chomped on his face. After this a shoeless jogger ran up to him, footsweeped him, then punched him in the stomach. The jogger then proceeded to scream "PWNED" as loud as he could in this mans face. After the incident the jogger continued on as if nothing had happened.



Sorry Chris, you got pwned.

by Hamburger Legs September 14, 2005

pwned

plain and simple- when someone gets fucked up/puts their foot in their mouth/just makes a cock of themselves.

lynn: quentin tarintino is a talentless director. kill bill is stupid
two weeks later
lynn: jackie brown! i love this movie!
shari: pwned!

by checkers June 13, 2006