Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.
by Steev3d October 02, 2014
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Paradate

Contraction de paradis et date. Un lieu idéal pour faire un date.
J’ai emmené une fille de Tinder a un bar près d’Opéra c’était un vrai paradate, c’était super cosy
by Dr RR PhD October 07, 2022
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Thanksgiving parade

A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021
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booby parade

Hey guys! There's a booby parade in town this evening. Who's in?
by Shi-Thead December 07, 2021
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gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).
The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.
by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024
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Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
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wap parade

Like when people showing off their genitalia and asses to each other in a group face to face, on cam (zoom calls, cam rooms etc. They also share pictures in a group hosted by the admin like their desperate for sex or cybersex virtually.
It’s what we call setting up a wap parade to attract other people.
by A7677 August 09, 2021
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