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Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin
Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team
by Randle30 November 6, 2022
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Philadelphia

A skinny pale bald effeminate "man" who can never gain weight so he looks like he has AIDS like Tom hanks in "Philadelphia".
my friend is such a skinny bitch he looks like a Philadelphia.
by Keanu71 November 20, 2018
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Philadelphia Eagles

A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary
How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.
by Dagoatfam October 14, 2019
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philadelphia popper

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*
by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022
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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023
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Philadelphia Tramrail

Going to Philadelphia and finding the biggest blackest steelworker you can can have him skull fuck you while spanking you with a spike dildo
I’d love to get a Philadelphia Tramrail from that guy!
by MORoSCF November 16, 2018
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