Philadelphia

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

Camelot, Philadelphia

Camelot is a small, often forgotten neighborhood in far northeast philly, that's usually lumped into Bustleton or Somerton because most people outside of it don't know it exists and because most people in it don't know what the neighborhood itself is called even though they agree its a neighborhood of its own.

Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .

There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.

If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia

Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that

by RanyaMaelstrom February 16, 2023

Philadelphia pharmacy

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

by Itsontv October 11, 2023

Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.

"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"

by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021