When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.
by Jabels225 December 17, 2011
when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.
Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester
by ShoshannaD January 06, 2010
When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
by Mr Smarty Oants August 07, 2021
waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012
Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.
by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014