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opportunity cost

Another way for an economist to say you aren't thinking enough about screwing everybody else over to make more cash.
Sasuke had a net economic loss, considering his opportunity cost of not god-modding himself by the method of ripping out his brother's eyeballs, drilling a hole in his skull so that he could rip out Kakashi's eye too, and challenging the entire Akatsuki organization to a royal rumble melee so that he could proceed to absorb all the tailed beasts and rule the planet. Possibly absorbing the planet too. All before he enrolls at the Ninja Academy.
by Ironchew June 13, 2008
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opportunivore

Someone who selfishly exploits or takes full advantage of any situation involving free food or items.
The opportunistic omnivores in the office will eat anything we leave unattended in the kitchen, and now those opportunivores have eaten all the Christmas cookies.

That opportunistic jerk took all the free condoms from the clinic, they're such an opportunivore.
by Knickerbøcker November 30, 2009
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equal opportunity fag drag

A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.
Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."
by Miso Guy November 18, 2007
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opportunivore

Someone following the "high-everything diet", i.e. high-fat, high-carb, and high-protein, without any restriction on calories or macro-nutrient ratios. Could be a competitive eater, big body-builder, or just a normal person who will eat anything.
An opportunivore will eat whatever is available.
by rensielk March 27, 2009
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oppositegenderfriend

or OGfriend. meaning: significant other.
You use Oppositegenderfirend(s) when you're talking about a groupe of striaght people that all have significant others.
Bob: We're all getting together with our oppositegenderfriends for a reunion!

Susie: Funderful!
by Special McWow June 13, 2005
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Opposite Day

If it was opposite day Pokimane would be an amazing and super attractive streamer. Emphasis on IF IT WAS OPPOSITE DAY because Pokimane fucking sucks
by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022
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Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.
Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.
by JohnnyFleekins September 23, 2005
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