tables the turn

A term which means to have the your power over someone flipped for you to become the powerless. This is humorous variation of "turn the tables" made to subvert expectation by flipping the order of words around, creating an absurdly worded sentence. Alternatively, the past tense of this phrase is "the turns have tabled"

I had enough of bossing me around, now it is me that tables the turn.

by Michael Washboard July 7, 2022

Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.

My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.

by CWB71 February 4, 2016

Auburn turn

A wrestling move where the person on top of the bottom man, moves him on to his shoulders using a chicken wing and a rebar.

finish the Auburn turn!

by josiahparaiso July 3, 2011

Circle Turn

When you cant find the word for round-about

Uber driver: where is your house?

Me: Go straight through the circle turn then it’s on the left.

Uber: the round-about?

Me: Its the same

by SmashleyDrunkle April 23, 2021

Cigarette Turn

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010

turn cake

Marijuana edibles. Pot brownies. Weed cookies. This term encompasses any baked good that'll get you high. Derived from the term "turn up", with "cake" representing any baked good acting as a 420 vessel.

She had a turn cake an hour ago, she's gonna be sooooooo high.

by swagbae January 26, 2015

Investigative Turn

The act of making a choice that leads one to a place they didn't expect. Frequently associated with driving, similar to "getting lost", but without the negative connotation.

We would have been here sooner, but Nicky made an investigative turn.

by lapetitemere August 13, 2011