Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!
Friend 2: Where is it?!
Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.
Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
Friend 2: Where is it?!
Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.
Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
by ghoul138 May 9, 2011
Get the Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. mug.Two (or more) people roll play that they are having sex. It's like sextexting in a few ways. Online sex is done by messaging through a chat box of some sort (it depends on what website your on) Simple by using the asterisk * or dashes - to mark what your doing.
For Example:
"Come here *Grabs you your hand and kisses you*"
"Come here -Grabs you your hand and kisses you-"
Though the asterisk is more common to use, some people uses the dashes.
It may not be as fun as the real thing, but it's still pretty fun. Trust me.... I know ;)
For Example:
"Come here *Grabs you your hand and kisses you*"
"Come here -Grabs you your hand and kisses you-"
Though the asterisk is more common to use, some people uses the dashes.
It may not be as fun as the real thing, but it's still pretty fun. Trust me.... I know ;)
Example on how to have online sex -
Person 1 (p1) - *lays on top of you*
Person 2 (p2) - u love being on top... dont you?
p1 - Yes i do *kisses you*
p2 - *Kisses you back*
p1 - *holds you arms above your head and kisses you neck*
p2 - *moans* you know my sweet spot
p1 - Yes i do *goes back to kissing you neck*
Hope that helps :D
Person 1 (p1) - *lays on top of you*
Person 2 (p2) - u love being on top... dont you?
p1 - Yes i do *kisses you*
p2 - *Kisses you back*
p1 - *holds you arms above your head and kisses you neck*
p2 - *moans* you know my sweet spot
p1 - Yes i do *goes back to kissing you neck*
Hope that helps :D
by How-The-Hell-Do-I-Know-This February 2, 2013
Get the Online sex mug.Related Words
Endless Online is full of noobs, idiots, fucktards, scammers, teh 1337 sp34k3rz, and lazy admins. The forums are the only haven for the leet players. But even now, they are slower being devoured by the stupidity that has consumed the game we seasoned players used to love.
Endless Online in the past:
Person #1: help a scammer has scammed me of my precious sword.
Person #2: That's too bad. From now on, be careful of who you trade with. If they have a bad reputation of scamming, don't trade with them.
Person #1: ty
Endless Online now:
Noob #1: OMFGZ MY DRGON SWROD HAZ BEEN TEH STOELD!!
Noob #2: rofflez d00d i hav teh xbow. i r teh oldbie.
Noob #3: how to play
Noob #2: alt+f4 rofl
Person #1: help a scammer has scammed me of my precious sword.
Person #2: That's too bad. From now on, be careful of who you trade with. If they have a bad reputation of scamming, don't trade with them.
Person #1: ty
Endless Online now:
Noob #1: OMFGZ MY DRGON SWROD HAZ BEEN TEH STOELD!!
Noob #2: rofflez d00d i hav teh xbow. i r teh oldbie.
Noob #3: how to play
Noob #2: alt+f4 rofl
by Zaxe August 20, 2006
Get the endless online mug.Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
Get the Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD) mug.The word Toxic but used in a Gamers terminology. Saying, "Oh, that dudes toxic!" is referring to someone who is very annoying, racist, rude, or just unfriendly online. These people are most likely those who you will block or report to get rid of them, or you can attempt to brag or something back to them, it won't work because most of these toxic people are trolls and 6 year old trying to be cool.
Toxic (Online) Person: "Yo, you p*ssy, you're like 8 levels below me. You f*cking noob!"
People: "Oh, you toxic 6 year old!"
People: "Oh, you toxic 6 year old!"
by This Is Despacito July 5, 2018
Get the Toxic (Online) mug.Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.
Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022
Get the Chronically Online mug.