Never ending Shower

Where when a person is about to cum they put there balls into a small container of cold water to keep back the cum. Eventually after doing it many times the person can't hold it back so it seems like it's a never ending shower of cum.

Bobby: Yesterday I had a good never ending shower going and it took like 5 minutes to finish!

by Smileyfaceguy April 21, 2009

Never Last

1. A male that can not outlast a woman during sex. 2. A lazy man who only thinks about his own sexual pleasure.

My old boyfriend was such a punk! He was a Never Last!

by the2ndflood September 22, 2007

i never wash this

when you don't wash something

Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!

by mike the coolest May 08, 2004

Never Kissed a Tory

This phrase is usually used by Corbynistas to inflate their political ego to their friends.
But usually the people who say this have never kissed anyone.

"Never kissed a Tory! Go Corbyn! Yaas! Slay queen..."

by Blood and Soil September 13, 2018

theres never not not nuttin

theres never not not nuttin is an inside joke from jacksfilms from his series Your Grammar sucks (YGS),Originated on YGS 10 as a songs

Jack: Theres never not not nuttin
Brock:What The Fuck are you trying to say?

by FunkyScotlandCat March 09, 2016

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

by Itsthisgirl October 06, 2016

nineteen-ninety-never

A phrase used when someone says something both outdated and unfunny, following "that is so."

'All your base are belong to us!'
'God, that is so nineteen-ninety-never. It wasn't even funny when it came out.'

by Care June 22, 2004