Nolan

A straight-up rapist. He is kinda funny but very creepy sometimes.. Bet he looks up rapist memes... At least he is funny and a nice friend to hand around with! If you ever see him, slap him on the back, a nice welcoming.
Nolan: Hi guys, school again.
Me: EVERYBODY RUNN, HIDE, EWWWWWWWW!!
by anonymous midnight November 25, 2019
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Nolan is… well what can I say? He is addicted to the ladies, and he tends to try and run if there is work to do. But he has a heart full of love and he falls in love fast and hard. If you have a Nolan you better keep him in check, but treasure him. Don’t let him drink to much or sleep around and maybe someday he will become the awesome dude he was made to be. The best way to distract a Nolan is to throw a cute furry animal in front of him or tell him he has a nice butt.
Why is Nolan always on the can when we have work to do?
by TheUnderCurrent July 04, 2022
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"Nolan has such a small penis"
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The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.
Nolan is literally the best guy in the world!
by Suhdude1490 January 31, 2020
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nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
Shut the fuck up nolan
You fuck head
give me back my oreos
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019
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Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.
Person 1: Nolan is so funny!
Person 2: I know right. I don’t know anyone else like him.
by weirddome28 November 27, 2023
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Guy 1: it's just a word why can't I say it?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you fucking Nolan
by Im_not_nolan October 27, 2019
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