Noah

Noah is closely related to the form of amohibian called a squirell. He had amazing abs and is in love with many ppl. Get wrecked bro.

Noah.

by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018

Noah

A name only given to fat little men with man-titties, with a huge attitude, and know for his excessive use of the word bitch.

See that short guy over there, he looks like a noah

by IM,SPED.INC August 27, 2020

Noah

A retard that goes to school who thinks he’s the leader (A terrible leader) he will just act just like his “fake friends”and yeah his “fake friends” pretend their his friend. They hate him!! He can be very mean and think he’s soooooo cool.
He’s the worst person to ever live. There is only one Noah like this and he lives somewhere in Asia. What a fucktard!!!!

“Noah is just such a great person”

by ItzMe123Yeah March 2, 2018

Noah

Someone who wears high top pumas and finds girls with braces highly attractive. He also enjoys self fellatio as well as touching himself at night.

That guy we met at the bar last night is such a Noah. His shoes really made it obvious

by JasontheBean January 3, 2015

Noah

Just by girls looking at him they orgasm in their pants. He is a hot sexy guy that can fuck for a long time. He can get any girl.

Damn that guy is hot is that a Noah.

by Hell ya mofo September 18, 2016

noah

a skinny hoe who body shames people, he is also a rachet hoe and a muck banger finally he smokes weed and sips on lean an ownes the bucktee express

naoh is a hoe, noah is a nagger

by muck muck muck banger May 21, 2019

Noah

A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.

Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.

by A hated random May 29, 2019