mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster August 2, 2012

Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools

Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300

by Kram Larry October 26, 2022

Ship Shaming

The act of shaming someones otp or pairing of two or more characters from a book or media.

Ew,You ship hankcon? Gross.

Ship shaming much Karen?

by Goatdaddy420 June 14, 2020

shame folds

Thee labia minora and labia majora.

Damn girl, you lucky you got such a pretty face cause your shame folds are shameful!

by bebecb October 15, 2017

Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.

"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"

by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023

Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.

Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.

by Homebodie August 29, 2017