Nico

A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his

Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me

Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog

Connor: a true nico shits in his pants

by Geoduck4U August 4, 2021

Nico

Mother fuckers named Nico are badass usually have fat cocks and are talented as fuck

Damn did you see Nico the other day? He was pulling hella bitches

by fuckwhitepeople420 May 16, 2021

Nico

An amazingly sexy, funny, exciting, ambitious, sweet guy. He has the biggest, warm hard duck full of sweet cum. He is a bit of a hard egg to crack, but once he feels close to you, he will open up and allow you to feel his warm heart instantly. He is Very loyal and generous. He would do anything for those he loves. If you meet a Nico, consider yourself Very luck because he is a keeper.

That nico is so great, why can’t I be a nico?

by IKnowCauseIveSeen June 2, 2021

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

Nico

He's quiet and shy and scared of a lot. Like dogs and thunder and the dark, but he's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. Nico's a bit closed off, but is nice to everyone anyway. It takes time, but he'll let you get close. He's a history geek, but also likes cats and Sanrio. He likes light blue and orange the most. His sense of humor is sublime, on a whole other level. (11/10). He's so smart and doesn't like to give himself enough credit for it. You'll constantly be asking about what certain words he says mean. You'd learn something new everyday, be it a random scrap of knowledge or something about him you never saw before. He hides a lot of his feelings, but if he loves you, he'll like you like crazy and want to be by your side a lot. He needs to drink more water and nourish his friggin' body on a regular basis or else you'll cry. He's reserved, but when you need him, you know he'll be there.

You'd do anything for this Nico who puts your heart on pause whenever you see him.

Yo, Nico, you look sexc.

Hey, Nico, how was QuizBowl?

Nico, you need to drink water!

by analol June 15, 2021

Nico

The most annoying edgy human on earth who thinks he is funny.

Person 1Hey did you see nico
Person2 no I hate that guy

by Unkownanoymous November 21, 2024

Nico Hakobyan

THEY ARE LITERALLY THE G.O.A.T
LAUGH LONG LIVE LONG NICO

THEY ARE #INNOCENT AND DID NOTHING WRONG
IF YOU LIKE YOU ARE AMAZING BUT IF YOU DISLIKE THEM
you flop srry I don't make the rules

caca: Nico Hakobyan? (heh.. mid)
Winner: THE GREATESSTTTTT !!!! (GO!!)

by Dazaizai December 8, 2024