Noah

Someone who wears high top pumas and finds girls with braces highly attractive. He also enjoys self fellatio as well as touching himself at night.

That guy we met at the bar last night is such a Noah. His shoes really made it obvious

by JasontheBean January 3, 2015

Noah

A retard that goes to school who thinks he’s the leader (A terrible leader) he will just act just like his “fake friends”and yeah his “fake friends” pretend their his friend. They hate him!! He can be very mean and think he’s soooooo cool.
He’s the worst person to ever live. There is only one Noah like this and he lives somewhere in Asia. What a fucktard!!!!

“Noah is just such a great person”

by ItzMe123Yeah March 2, 2018

Noah

Noah is closely related to the form of amohibian called a squirell. He had amazing abs and is in love with many ppl. Get wrecked bro.

Noah.

by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018

Noah

A name only given to fat little men with man-titties, with a huge attitude, and know for his excessive use of the word bitch.

See that short guy over there, he looks like a noah

by IM,SPED.INC August 27, 2020

Noah

Just by girls looking at him they orgasm in their pants. He is a hot sexy guy that can fuck for a long time. He can get any girl.

Damn that guy is hot is that a Noah.

by Hell ya mofo September 18, 2016

Noah

The same mulatto from before. A total meme god and heavy metal sentry despite being short af. Likes to spend his time smoking fags and killing sand niggers.

Hey, it's Noah, the same mulatto from before.

*gets killed for being a sand nigger*

by Mynotna November 19, 2018

Noah

A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.

“Noah is on heroin again...”

by bigxan420 November 25, 2018