Nelliston Nightmare

According to legend, from a local car dealer. A nelliston nightmare is when you purchase a used or new vehicle, and someone has dropped a deuce in the center console.

" I bought a new truck, and realized when I opened the center console, someone had dropped a deuce up into her and left me a nelliston nightmare "

by Seikoaliko February 08, 2019

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how to get nightmares

search "cyriak" on the internet

guy: hey, how to get nightmares? internet: search "cyriak" guy: ok

by yoylecake November 11, 2017

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Nightmare Pig

Myth, Legend, the Legacy lives on… Teaches, educates, disciplines… Not to be trifled with…

Evil thought they had our card, until the nightmare began…. Nightmare Pig lives on

by N8M4R3 December 14, 2024

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citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.

News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.

by QuacksO January 09, 2020

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