white mushroom

The act of blowing cocaine into a woman's anus, after which she fart's, creating the "white mushroom" cloud effect.

Bro, I was blowing coke into this whore's ass and she fucking white mushroomed everywhere! Fucking nasty..

by TheManJamesIV May 22, 2016

mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.

"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"

by TheyWereAllDead November 2, 2019

mushroom gc

a groupchat created on twitter to talk about the marauders and harry potter. every member sucks but they still love each other nonetheless!

oh you're in the mushroom gc? blink twice if you need help

by zephyr on a sunny day August 22, 2021

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022

shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006