Moron

Somebody who has to try everything once, no matter how pointless or senseless the action is.

Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Moron

If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.

Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Moron

You

Ur a Moron

by akkibot September 25, 2019

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

Moron

You.

The fact that you're reading this proves my point that you're a moron

by Dick Schlong 69 May 8, 2017

Moron

A person so stupid that they climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side. Another example is a person that cant wrap their head around the fact to not be stupid.

Man 1: My god man stop jumping off crap you moron
Man 2: But I need to beat the world record of jumping off an object... The Grand Canyon.

by apersonhuman February 27, 2018

moron soup

A plethora of annoying people that impede your travel while not seeming to be going anywhere themselves

I can't get through. It's moron soup here.

by Patpoo April 29, 2016