Freak mommy

A good looking femal

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!

by Yumm Yumm July 7, 2010

blue mommy

a very famous, sexy artist on Twitter.

"i am blue mommy" - blue mommy

by blue mommy May 8, 2021

Chat mommy

Someone who watches chat

I will be chat mommy

by Vali Lucifer January 8, 2021

Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016