TT Mitch

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by anonymous November 5, 2021

D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Mitch

An unsuccessful comb over.

The mitch he's got going on is sad.

by derice gustine September 29, 2021

mitch

A man whore.

mitch is a man slut

by DiCkLIckEr666999 August 25, 2019

mitch

hes great

"that guy is a mitch hes a great guy"

by amongus bumfuzzle June 8, 2022

Mitch

hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"

Did you see that Mitch
Yeah hes so hot

by holy no plop May 23, 2021