Kan City, Missoura

Kansas City, Missouri. The way people raised in Kansas City, Missouri pronounce KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.

"I'm from Kan City, Missoura."

by PrinzeCharming March 22, 2017

Missoura

MissourA is a state in the US, wich is famous for its large population of "hook-people". The term "hook-people" describes a group of individuals, who have a hook instead of an arm. (you know...like pirates)

Example:

-Hey Johnnie! Where are you going with that hook?
-Oh, I'm just going to Missoura.

(However, in very rare cases, "Missoura" could simply be a dialect-form for the name "Missouri".)

by Missoura-chick! August 21, 2009

Missourian

A play on "Show me," Missouri's state motto. The desire for proof before making a decision.

Bob: I think this is going to work out just fine.

Tom: I'm not sure yet. I want to see some proof. I'm taking a Missourian approach.

by Delonte's Donuts March 5, 2010

missoura

what us californian's (and....pretty much the rest of the US) call the state of missouri. "missoula" is the same thing as "missoura."

ME: hey joe i moved outta cali
JOE: where to?
ME: missoura.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005

MissouriGypsy

The sound a penis makes as it enters a dog's anus.

Dude! Did you hear that MissouriGypsy when stuck my dick in rover's ass?

by Mongolongo June 16, 2010

Missourissippi

The word "Missouri", scrawled extremely poorly, as to confuse dumb (bottle) blonde bar trivia emcees into thinking "Mississippi" was your answer. See also: "Donaldaffy Duck".

"In 1995, what state was the last to ratify the 14th Admendment, and abolish slavery?" -- "Missourissippi!"

by The Rightful 2nd Place Finishers October 4, 2006

MissUrine

Little Jimmy Urine Married A Young Lady Known as Pistachio Nut. Pistachio Nut got knocked up by Jimmy and had a daughter known as Miss Urine. Pistachio Nut and Jimmy Urine are separated and by the Year 2005 Pistachio Nut will be Miss H.

MissUrine is such a little fag!

by Renee' July 15, 2004