Midnight crisis

When you wake up realizing your guts are on fire and you need to use the bathroom but the only bathroom in the house is locked so you either poop yourself or break into a neighbor’s house to drop your bomb

Sorry about the window joe but a midnight crisis is a midnight crisis

by The man on top the van November 15, 2018

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"

Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)

by El Craigo May 1, 2008

Midnight Move

When you wake up in the morning and you find your roomate has moved out while you were sleeping .

John: This morning i woke up and all my roomates stuff was gone!

Peter: Looks like he pulled a midnight move on you.

by midnightmover December 27, 2010

midnight

a very very black male

damn dat nigga is midnight

by UpInSmOkE July 11, 2004

midnight spread

1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.

2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.

"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."

by newton64 August 19, 2008

Wangan Midnight

An Arcade Racing Game From Japan. Commonly Used In Singapore For YP/xdd To Pick Up Xmms

Look At This Guy Playing Wangan Midnight , He Is Probably Here To Pick Up Xmm Because He Is Lame And Lonely !

Look At This Kid Playing Wangan ! He Is A Fake Racer Wannabe !

by Limpeh Salakau September 29, 2019

dexy's midnight runners

kick ass one hit wonder band

song was "come on eileen"

The song COME ON EILEEN by Dexy's Midnight Runners is realy dirty.

by Brawna December 10, 2008