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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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We were MESSED UPPP

Internet slang stating a group of people had a fun LEGAL time
Dude last night we were MESSED UPPPPP
by Sweetypotatoe January 29, 2025
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Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011
by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025
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