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melissa

oh you're so short you must be melissa
by mama1256 July 19, 2022
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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025
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Melissa Munch

The munchest of them all. however, the word munch refers to an extremely cute person that looks delicious that you would like to munch on!
Melissa MUNCHHHHH! how are you!
by hankdollas January 10, 2019
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Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.
Melissa is a man
by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024
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Melissa💖

The most beautiful, hottest, sexiest, cutest, neko princess ever!!! <333
"I love you so very much my adorable Melissa💖"
by Chocolate Prince091 December 6, 2022
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Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
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Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest
Melissa
by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 4, 2020
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