Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter

I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault

by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025

Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.

I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

by Mongal Man July 15, 2025

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

by moopward September 20, 2025

Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025

Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025