mongolian princess

a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.
oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.
by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013
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Mongolian Winter

An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.

Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 8, 2023
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Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
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Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
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Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair
Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.
by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018
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The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.
Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"
by moopward September 20, 2025
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