an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.
Matthew, I love you.
by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016
He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick
by HK x Prime November 25, 2018
A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows
but he is still very smart and likes to ski
but he is still very smart and likes to ski
this hoe is perfect for a Matthew
wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew
wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew
by GeneralZ 1489 January 10, 2018
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 03, 2016
by Matthew catalano May 27, 2019
If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.
I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(
by Still a rat March 08, 2020
A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.
Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
by Drydess August 28, 2017