Mark
The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.
Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...
Mark by The bootylicious guy November 2, 2020
Mark
The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.
Mark
Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
Mark by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020
Mark
Mark by Dobie Gillis November 22, 2020
Mark
Where were you last weekend?
I don’t know where I was, but I know who I was, I was Mark, a dog man of the bois
I don’t know where I was, but I know who I was, I was Mark, a dog man of the bois
Mark by The Pillar Praiser November 29, 2020
Mark
A fucken ass who was God’s only mistake. Hated amongst many. Has no friends because no one like his. Has no mother because she dodged a bullet by not raising him. His dad who’s name is ironically “Dick” is envious of his dead wife because she doesn’t have to suffer. He is a fucking dumb ass. A sped. A bitch. A cunt. Words can’t describe what a jackass this result of incest is. And lastly....He is clapped
You are mark