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map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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town map

I was in the middle intercourse, but then I had to take a shit. So I gave her a town map.

The name is derived from the way you open the vagina, to the way you open a map.
by 45 Degrees March 1, 2014
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Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.
I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.
by B-rizzle June 21, 2025
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Map doggin

A simple way to make road side sex easy and arrest free. The couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. Man opens driver's door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver's door. Then he gets ready without dropping pants. Lady will get into doggy style and back into position. Note: "passenger" should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! Interstate relief.
"Either gas money or map doggin, I don't care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost..."
by Daily Moovment May 6, 2015
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Chocolate map

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
The chocolate map says this one should be strawberry cream, but it's rum and butter. Gross!
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010
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MAP

by pdtlr December 12, 2023
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MAP

A false sexuality in which people over 18 are attracted to minors, this sexuality is not real and is actually pedophilia and shouldn't exist or be supoorted
Crusty Musty Pedo: I'm a MAP
Person: No ur not crusty musty pedo MAPs aren't valid
by kxromi January 1, 2022
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