conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

closet lobster

An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.

"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."

by ThugZone August 16, 2013

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Lobster magma

When you dip the end of your penis into a a cub of used crab or lobster butter after eating at a sea food restaurant, you then let the butter harden on the top of your penis and then masturbate and shoot the capped off penis butter and seamen into your partners mouth showing them a whole new dimension of flavor!

Bro that crazy girl Becca let me give her some lobster magma after we went to red lobster for date night!

by Vlex614 November 7, 2023